an ad for a figure/statuette depicting asuka from evangelion drunk and doing a boobs and butt pose while sitting in a chair, she's in a t-shirt and tight jean shorts, the text reads "You can choose how HOT she is: Do you want to drink with this exclusive beauty Asuka?"

What does any of this mean?

notsoawareofdemons submitted:

"email advertisement from E2046, a site which sells pre-painted figures and garage kits. there are many really awful evangelion figs but this makes me wince (both the pose and the text)."

Why does Asuka not know how to sit in a chair.  Why does she have a red stamp on her thigh.  What does choosing how hot she is mean?  Like, she just sits weirder and weirder until she's just on all fours on the chair covered in red stamps?

Asuka Langley
Neon Genesis Evangelion
boobs and butt pose
rubber spines
gratuitous butts
odd poses
advertising
statuettes
submission